"Want To Do Something
Fun, Exciting, and AffordableforYour Events This Year ?
Here Is A
Way to Do It With the LeastAmount of Hassles...Guaranteed by our 100%
Guarantee in Writting!
Mark Mysterrio
World Record Holder & Magician
Please Note:
Our Phone Number:
570-223-2475
Who Is Mark Mysterrio
And Why Is The Best Entertainer
For Your Event...Guaranteed?
Great Question!
Here is The Answer...
Dear Friend,
This year, you want to do something
wonderful to make your event amazingly successful, fun and special. You can and
Save yourself the hasslesand the headaches of trying to decide what to
do... "but how?" you ask...
It's EASY!
Simply have Mark Mysterrio come
and entertain with hilarious comedy, amazing magic tricks and more geared just for your event and
your guests.
You'll love how easy the event is to put on when you have Mark Mysterrio there. All
you do is have fun... you just sit back and relax and let Mark Mysterrio do the rest!
You see, Mark Mysterrio has been making corporate & private
events entertaining and fun since 1986. Unlike most other entertainers, Mark has never
been employed doing anything else besides entertaining people with magic.
You see, most performers try to be a "happy jack of all trades". You'll see
it for yourself, they are a hypnotist, a magician, an emcee, they rent moonbounces, make exotic animal balloons that
pop and scare the guests and they even try to be a booking agent - selling you other services that you don't
want, don't need and still have to pay top dollar for!
You know what they say: A jack of all trades, master of none...
Mark
Mysterrio truly specializes in making your events amazingly successful, entertaining and fun.
That's all he does.
Mysterriocustomizes his presentations
for your group using fun magic, clean comedy, audience participation and perhaps a little bit of pick-pocketing.
Your guests will enjoy the show and remember it for a LONG time because the presentation was created especially with
them in mind.
Your group will be entertained by a wide range of magic that
is backed by a total satisfaction, money-back guarantee. Other magicians & entertainers don't dare offer a guarantee
on their services because they would be out of business paying money back to unsatisfied clients. In over 20 years of performing,
not one person has ever asked for their money back from Mark Mysterrio. Why do YOU think that is?
You may have seen Mark Mysterrio is the official
magician of Garfields in the Stroud Mall, Gorman Chiropractic Life Center, & more.
Why do these people use Mark again and again? Because he does one thing...makes their events successful.
You Will Find Your Own Reason To Engage Mark Mysterrio Again and Again.
Unlike Other Entertainment Companies, We Do One Thing...
"We Create Unforgettable Magic Programs That Are Guaranteed To Keep Everyone
Happy!"
Oh...sure...You Can Search For The
"Pocono's Premier Entertainment Company"
They can sell you tattoos (which cause skin irritations,) moon
bounces, living statues (that throw things at your guests),huge stage sized boxes that produce girls using fire...but hey,
let's be honest...do you want THAT at your event? Do you want plate spinners and fire eatters and a team full of circus clowns?
Do you want some guy to show up with an aardvark on a leash?
If you want this type of so called 'premier entertainment,'
at least pay them what they are worth...yep, they will work cheap or free just ask them ~ and rest assured, you will get what
you pay for - nothing more - maybe less!
Don't Risk Being Disappointed!
Don't trust some guy in a clown car...Engage a Professional!
With Mark Mysterrio's Written Guarantee you can rest assured
that you have made the right choice to add him to your event!
A Free Gift Just For You
Just so you and I can start a great lifetime relationship I
want to giveyou a FREE GIFT just for requesting my information packet.
Just fill out the form and we will get that information to you right away.
Now, I know that some other (perhaps less talanted) entertainers
will try to get ahold of my information - it is for that reason we ask for vaild contact information...just so we can follow
up. So fill in the form please.
(If you are an entertainer and want a copy of my information and marketing materials
- email me at: mrmysterrio@yahoo.com and just say :"I'm a magician, please send packet" in the subject line. I'll still send it to you -
I have nothing to hide!)
We Just Want To Make Your Event Unforgettable
As A Bonus: Special Party Prizes for EVERYONE
Regardless
of package you choose, every one at the event will get a special magic gift they can take home.Unlike
other entertainers who just toss out business cards, Mark Mysterrio will make sure everyone gets an
extra special magic gift that is unique to The Mr. Mysterrio Show!
Mark Mysterriooffers several different totally affordable magic event
solutions and remember Mr. Mysterrio will craft a solution personalized to your
specific requirements.
Finally, to
make it even easier for you, once you go ahead and book the show We accept cash, checks, VISA, MasterCard, Discover
and American Express.
Wow!
How Can I Find Out More About Mark
Mysterrio's PartyPackages?
Contact Us Today to learn how easy it is to host an event that will create magical
memories that will last a lifetime. Don't risk disappointment. Go ahead and take action now.
Fill out the form below, and I'll get back to you very soon -- Guaranteed!
Wait - There Is More...
A Personal Note From Mark Mysterrio
“What If I Could Show You A Way To Have An Unforgettable Event, Save Money,
Save The Planet And Feed and Clothe People All At The Same Time…. And All You Have To Do Is Engage My Magical
Service And Enjoy The Show!”
“Would That Ensure You Have Found
The Right Magician For Your Event?”
Okay, let me explain….
Dear Earthling:
With the World Events like 911, The New Orleans disaster
and now the quake in Hatti, it may come as no surprise that people are in need here
on Planet Earth.
That being said, I understand that you need great entertainment and I thought
together we could create the unforgettable Win-Win situation.We combine your need
for awesome unforgettable entertainment with the need to ‘go green’
and help people on the planet and we create “Mark Mysterrio’s Mission Aardvark Show”
Here is how it works - I have changedmy showto
make it the only environmentally friendly magic show in the area. You will still
get more amazing magic and clean comedy than you can shake a 10 foot pole
at - only, you and I are doing a small part to reduce, reuse and recycle AND I am
giving at least 10% of my income this year to UNICEF.
You can read moreabout Mark Mysterrio’s Mission Aardvark at :
FYI, I do have a business relationship with these people and if you do purchase products, I will be compensated
Mysterrio's Best Friend - Mr. Ted E. Bear
Rest In Peace My Friend - 11/16/08 - 7:00 a.m.
When Mr. Ted E. Bear could get away, he would love to chew on chew toys. This is a photo of him doing just that.
Ted E. Bear never knew he was a dog, we always treated him like 'the brown son" he would go with us to Magic Shows, the store,
Garfield's, Pizza Hut - he was never left alone. I will miss him. He was my best friend!
In the year 2000, Ted E. Bear assisted in Mysterrio's Escape from A Cardboard Box and quickly became the Star of The
Show - Perhaps Mysterrio will release this family video on DVD as a bonus OR as a youtube exclusive - keep looking for that
soon.
